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I get this question a lot on
how I became known as the Almighty Epic. Yeah, I guess most people really
have no clue about this name. Most people think it has something to
do with the meaning of the actual word Epic, which couldn't be more
wrong. See the reason I am known as Epic is a very long tale and is
often told in the wrong way, that's why I am going to clear it up a
bit for you guys.
It all started on a warm fall
day. I was in my gym class playing football and completely kicking ass
on the field with my dominating skills. Anyway, our school is gay and
requires that you wear a white shirt with your name written on the front.
Well, seeing that my first name is Eric, or it was, I obviously had
that on the front of my shirt. Sort of like this...
Now because the name was written
in shitty ass marker from china the ink ran a bit, which really changed
some things a bit.
So this led to some confusion
whenever I was kicking ass. There was a great man, one so great I dedicated
the site to him, he goes by the name of Phil Beal. He,in a fit of rage
said, "Someone needs to cover that Epic kid." Not only is
covering me not possible, but that isn't even my name. The error caused
a large laugh, but the name was actually quite fitting to my skills.
So I spent the next few months
hearing this name yelled out at random as I walked through the hall
ways of my school. I was like some kind of crazy assed king. I developed
my own style and I had the Epic written on everything. Hell, there were
even some catch phrases made up after me. I was just one of the craziest
son of a bitches in the school. However the name wasn't taken too far
until...
February 24, 2004. The Epic
Zone was launched to the public with one article entitled "Regis
Phibin is retarded". This was just the beginning and I can't believe
how retarded and how long this site has gone on. It is truely fucked
up when more people refer to you as "The Epic" as compared
to your actual name. I have gained such a following that I think I am
going to start my own clothing line. Boy I can't wait to make some actual
clothing that isn't gay...either that or I'll just stick to the site
and hating fat bitches. By the way, I might just have to knock out that
fat bitch that I was talking about in my last article. Just a little
back track there.
So there you are, the urban
legend has been told by the man, the myth, ok it was told by me. Believe
me I wouldn't lie. Also I would just like to thank the great Phil Beal
for making a crazy mistake and leading me onto greater things. May you
rest in peace. I will carry on this proud tradition of ranting on the
Epic Zone until I get too poor to run this site. After that I'll just
go on to be a bum. Ok I'm rambling so I'll stop at this point.
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