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Here's a little story that
involves a few of my hobbies. See I play dodgeball at a local sports
arena in case you don't know already. Now I was playing with my team,
the Gun Show, at the
arena and after the game we were walking around and saw some ads posted
on the walls. Damn that's a good idea right? Post some signs around
the place looking for some Power Wheels for something else I take part
in known as Power Wheels
Racing.
Being a pro dodgeball player,
a web designer, and a Power Wheels Race Driver is pretty demanding job
and I would like to promote my stuff. Since I just posted up the new
Power Wheels Site, which I'm sure you all haven't gone to, I wanted
to round up a few more cars to race around. Now getting on with my story
here, I went out to my car where I had some extra posters stored from
before and I grabbed a roll of tape that was also in the back seat of
my car.
I knew the owners wouldn't
let us hang shit so it was time to be stealthy about it. We snuck around
with the posters and hung some all over the place. I had one in my hand
when one of the guys that works there was walking by. This guy was nosey
as hell and wanted to know what we were doing. I just changed the subject
on him, the dumbass didn't even remember. So I took my roll of tape
after I had no more posters left and waited for my team to come back
from the locker rooms, I would hope they weren't getting fucked in the
ass there, but it sure took long enough.
After they made it over to
me we walked out to go home. That's when the nosey guy comes charging
out of his office and starts flipping out accusing me of stealing a
thing of tape. He shook it as if his tape had it's own sound or some
shit. I hate to say it, but all tape dispensers sound that way. I think
it has something to do with the fact that they all have sand. So he
was bitching for a good ass while and then wanted to check the cameras.
By this time I just said he could have the fucking tape. It certainly
appeared that he really needed it a lot more than me. I had to wait
while he checked the cameras and then he still didn't see me bring it
in.
All I had to do after that
was look in his eyes and swear I didn't take his shit. If I would've
known it were that easy I would have just said "Look dumbass, this
is mine" and left the building. So it brings me to a point, what
kind of moron wants to steal some tape. Hell there was barely any tape
on the thing in the first place. Plus if I was going to steal from any
place it would be shit hole McDonalds not the place I go to play dodgeball.
So the morale of the story is to be careful next time you want to hang
signs. My suggestion is to use thumb tacks from now on so if they accuse
you of taking them you can just jab them in the fingers with them.
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