|
I heard someone say before that television and the
internet are just reflections on society. You'll have
some good (the Epic Zone) and some bad (William Hungs
Official Webpage). However if popular media is a reflection
on society than I'm getting the fuck off this planet
as fast as I can. Here are some examples of shows and
vlogs that are so fucking stupid that I can't understand
the reason behind their success.
American Idol
Someone please explain the point behind this show?
I mean the only part worth watching is the beginning
when there are all those shitty singers they show on
there. Even then if you were interested in watching
people suck at singing than just go to your local bar
on Kareoky nights. I swear it will be just as entertaining
and get this... it's live baby. That's right no commercials
or bullshit you get to watch people screw up popular
songs in person so you can laugh directly in their face.
Lets face it, we all know laughing in peoples faces
is much better than doing it without them knowing. So
you can take American Idol and shove it into a place
that will never be seen by a human again (ie, not Brittany
Spears vagina.)
Dog the Bounty Hunter
Alright I admit I watch this show from time to time.
To be honest it's funny, but the reason I'll never understand
it is because it's not meant to be funny. At least I
don't think so, but I laugh my ass off anyway because
I am a sick twisted bastard with nothing better to do.
Not only that, but I can sit there and say 'hey, at
least my life doesn't suck that bad'. But what
gets me is that at the beginning of every hunt they
pray and than when they find the guy they're like "Get
that mother fucker and kick him in the balls and than
I'll sit him in our SUV and tell him I love him."
It's like what the hell, these guys beat the shit out
of people, haul their ass to jail, and yet they still
want to tell them how they feel for them and shit. I
don't know I think it's shit, but damn good for laughs.
God I'm sick.
LonleyGirl15
For those who don't know what this is, lucky you. For
those of you who eat sleep and breath MySpace than you'll
know what it is because MySpace jams this down your
throat so I'm sure you've all watched an episode or
two. I don't understand this fucking show, there is
a reason it's broadcast for free on the internet and
that's because no network is dumb enough to pick this
shit up. The advertisement for Bud Light at the beginning
of the video is more of a suggestion than an ad because
believe me, I wish I were drunk when I watched it. It's
a dumb bitch and these other dumb ass guys trying to
hack computers by clicking a few times (It actually
worked in the one episode I watched). Face it, the acting
is shitty, the plot is shitty, it's fucking shitty.
Dancing With the Stars
Alright folks, what the fuck is this show? I know of
one reason for anyone to watch this show: hot chicks
dancing. That's it, if you watch it for any other reason
you're either a middle aged woman with nothing better
to do or you're gay. This show is extremely popular
for some reason and yet I don't get it. I mean yeah
there are some hot women on the show and all, but I
can see hot girls about anywhere, except in the Hallow
of course, but that's an inside joke no one on the internet
will understand anyway. I'll explain a little, the hallow
is the most white trash town on the planet. I would
reccomend going there looking for women about as much
as I reccomend watching Dancing With the Stars.
Chris Crocker
Did you ever think some girl was hot from a distance
and than when you get up to her your dick becomes as
limp as my boss's dick? Well that's what happened when
I accidently went into a Chris Crocker video. I don't
get why a dude dressed as a chick is something people
would see. If you ask me that's something you denote
a special section for on a site and clearly label it
so guys like me don't stumble in this shit by mistake
looking for hot women in videos.
Deal or No Deal
A half hour show about a bunch of people picking cases
marked with numbers. Wow, I guess the show concept for
a national game of bingo got beat out. Oh wait, nevermind.
Have people really lost all of their good ideas for
game shows? Remember the sweet ass game shows they used
to have on back in the day? They never bring the good
fucking shows back either. We always get stuck with
like 43 different hosts for Family Fued and Hollywood
Squares. Terrible.
|
