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Ok for me to say that I am
a busy guy is a crock of shit. I really don't do a whole hell of a lot
so I figured I would explain to all of my fans(1) why I haven't updated
the site when I said I would. See I am easily distracted by stuff. It's
really crazy stuff. Here are some things that keep me from writing stuff.
Work-Ok work is a real pain
in the ass I must say. I go to work and get paid just above minumum
wage and yet I have to do basically everything. It's just such a shame
that this talent goes to waste in a shitty McDonalds. I could be off
doing other shit such as writing all day. It's always been a dream of
mine to make a living off of something stupid like entertaining people.
It would be so great to quit there knowing I could get the same pay
just by sitting on my ass all the time. Come to think of it,that's why
you should buy some ad space off of me. I want to one day laugh my head
off at the lifers there.
Madden Football- I play Madden
as much as I look on the internet which is a lot. I can kick almost
anyones ass at Madden except for a few people who seem to always win.
Then again I use the fucking Dolphins so give me a break here.
Internet- I have a lot of fans
to keep track of and I have a lot of whoring to do for my site. Being
an owner of a shitty site is no small job. I have to check my e-mail
so I can respond to my fan mail and I also have to keep tabs on my visitors
so I make sure to see how people get to the Zone. You wouldn't believe
some of the stupid searches that people use to get here.
Jacking Off-What? No never.
Women-Believe it or not I actually
have had quite a few women to talk to on the phone because I am the
McDonalds resident pimp ass bitch. I go into work and the ladies are
screwing stuff up all of the time because they can't take their eyes
off of me. What can I say?
Being Cool- God this takes
up so much of my time it isn't even funny. Yes, I spend a hell of a
lot of time being cool and I love every single second of it. That's
one of the things I do very well.
Fucking With Paint- Hmm...you
know what that leads to.
That's about all I ever do.
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