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One Reason Women Shouldn't Have Power

 

This topic may seem a little bit unfair or I may come off as a sexist in this article,but that's only because you're a douche bag.If you become offended by what I have to say than fuck off.I really don't give a shit.

There is a huge problem in the school district.The women gym teachers actually get some say in the activities that we as a class do.This wouldn't be all that bad if the teachers pulled their heads out of their asses and realized the activities they choose are complete shit.Also,notice that I say activities because this bullshit is too stupid to be considered a sport.

The kind of crap that I'm talking about is aerobics.Seriously,what is this garbage?Flailing your arms around like some kind of ass clown?Sorry,but I prefer actual sports such as hockey.The kind of stuff that forces you to beat the shit out of stuff.If you don't,you'll get eaten by someone else that likes kicking ass.However,these sports are viewed as being to violent to play in school.Listen,just because some fag got beat down in a game of dodgeball doesn't mean we should take the sport away.I have thought about kicking some dude in the balls during square dancing and suggesting that it be taken out of our routine.

And yes you read correctly.We are forced to do this bullshit square dancing,but that's not the worst part.If there aren't enough girls the guys must dance with one another.What is this bullshit?No wonder there are so many fags in the world.This gay pride bullshit is being shoved down our throats because we're forced to dance with other men.They don't realize that people don't square dance anymore.Those people have either died or sit in a rocking chair waiting to die.Those same people today would be out getting stoned and drinking beer so we need to lay off this past generation bullshit and play some more hockey.

It's hard to believe,but all of this gayness is spawned from the fact that we have idiot women gym teachers that fail to realize that we could all care less about their stupid areobics.If you don't believe me that's fine,but if you'd see the way the male gym teachers act towards it you'd understand.We're not a bunch of sissies so don't treat us like them.I don't want to do your bullshit jumping up and down crap.I want to run into things and knock them over.These free thinking women had their fun so lets free think about how we can tell them to fuck off and shove those tapes up their asses.This is why we shouldn't give them power over a gym class with guys in it.It's just crap.

 

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